Funny Stickers.
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Funny Stickers.
Hi peoples, I think we all know the good old classic bumper stickers (N.R.N.R, Don't laugh it could be your daughter inside, If the vans a rockn don,t bother knockn ect.) Just wondering if maby you have seen one that was indovidual or if anyone has a good idea for one to suit a van Come on lets get creative I saw one the other day that read : Paraplegic on board...This car cost me an arm and a leg! IT WAS AN OLD RUSTY MITSUBISHI COLT!
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
I had a PEPSI mockup sticker in my old black bedford, was writen just like the PEPSI sign but read "PUSSI" and the caption underneath read "let your taste decide". Have been looking for another but cant find any now.
70s-groover- Posts : 336
Join date : 2008-08-24
Age : 53
Location : On the edge of town and country
Re: Funny Stickers.
Thats like the one "Has your pussy had my wiskas lately" on a picture of cat food
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
Thought of it myself and had it emblazened across the top of my previous van... Yellow HZ
You've been a naughty girl... go to my van.
(the girlfriend at the time used to get a few looks whenever she'd drive anywhere)
You've been a naughty girl... go to my van.
(the girlfriend at the time used to get a few looks whenever she'd drive anywhere)
soundman- Posts : 316
Join date : 2008-10-23
Location : The Driver's seat... or in the rear.
Re: Funny Stickers.
A very popular bumper sticker around the Northern Rivers is 'The Goddess is Dancing'. A couple of years back my girlfriend got sick of seeing this everywhere so she had a bunch of stickers made up which said 'The Goddess is Bonking'. She stuck one on her HT and sold the rest at the markets.
Tweaker- Posts : 268
Join date : 2008-08-17
Location : Northern Rivers of NSW
Re: Funny Stickers.
A girl friend ( Debbie )'s mum put a great sticker on my old Thames van one night while Debbie and i where doing what you do in a van.
it was a cartoon of a man wheeling a wheel barrow with his old fella & friends in it wiith the caption ( Wheelen the wrecker ) still dont know what her mum ment...?????????///
PS: at the time the van already had these stickers on it:
Dont laugh your daughter is inside.
Random breast testing unit.
I am a practicing gynacollagist.
Mobile breast testing unit.
This van rocks every nite and most days.
Here Kitty, kitty.
& last but not least: to all you babes - YOU know YOU WANT ME.
it was a cartoon of a man wheeling a wheel barrow with his old fella & friends in it wiith the caption ( Wheelen the wrecker ) still dont know what her mum ment...?????????///
PS: at the time the van already had these stickers on it:
Dont laugh your daughter is inside.
Random breast testing unit.
I am a practicing gynacollagist.
Mobile breast testing unit.
This van rocks every nite and most days.
Here Kitty, kitty.
& last but not least: to all you babes - YOU know YOU WANT ME.
Re: Funny Stickers.
one of the best ones i saw on the back of a Volvo (and have never seen it in the shops or again) -
"if you don't like my driving, keep off the sidewalk".....
luv'd it.
Another one my mum gave me for my first car cos i was collecting mice stuff (statues etc) -
"save a mouse, eat a pussy"
.... i promptly stuck it on my car, then explained what it meant, (her english was not very good), she tried to get me to remove it again, very much in vain though
"if you don't like my driving, keep off the sidewalk".....
luv'd it.
Another one my mum gave me for my first car cos i was collecting mice stuff (statues etc) -
"save a mouse, eat a pussy"
.... i promptly stuck it on my car, then explained what it meant, (her english was not very good), she tried to get me to remove it again, very much in vain though
mazdragon- Posts : 1973
Join date : 2008-08-14
Location : somewhere on the planet in my den
Re: Funny Stickers.
Heard one today.....
"the last bird to drop one on my duco swiftly had one of mine in its nest."
"the last bird to drop one on my duco swiftly had one of mine in its nest."
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
This Van's security system supplied by Smith & Wesson
van in puberty blues... To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
van in puberty blues... To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
soundman- Posts : 316
Join date : 2008-10-23
Location : The Driver's seat... or in the rear.
Re: Funny Stickers.
They made me watch puberty blues at school.
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
I volentarily watched it
Tweaker- Posts : 268
Join date : 2008-08-17
Location : Northern Rivers of NSW
Re: Funny Stickers.
Remember the old sticker that girls seemed to like "Magic Happens"?
Saw one that looked the same on a van that said "Sex Happens"
Saw one that looked the same on a van that said "Sex Happens"
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
volentarily with your eyes shut Oh well "she's just a mole"Tweaker wrote:
I volentarily watched it
DD.165- Posts : 164
Join date : 2008-10-21
Age : 42
Location : East coast vanner-Newcastle
Re: Funny Stickers.
As the old ''dont laugh your daughter could be in side'', sticker is and oldie, I made a suggestion on another site and wanted it for my van untill I started using it as my mobile office
Update version would read'' Dont laugh your wife could be inside'' very funny but as said not what I should have on my company car lol,
Wally
Update version would read'' Dont laugh your wife could be inside'' very funny but as said not what I should have on my company car lol,
Wally
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Re: Funny Stickers.
okay i don't think this one was deliberate.. (top left hand corner).
it was on a tradies van and seemed to be a legit sticker for something... just an unfortunate choice of letters for a business name.
or he's letting everyone know what he gets up to on weekends.
it was on a tradies van and seemed to be a legit sticker for something... just an unfortunate choice of letters for a business name.
or he's letting everyone know what he gets up to on weekends.
soundman- Posts : 316
Join date : 2008-10-23
Location : The Driver's seat... or in the rear.
Re: Funny Stickers.
the guy is a BMX rider. S&M is a brand of BMX, i did own one myself untill i left the BMX street riding scene and went Racing BMX.
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Re: Funny Stickers.
A FRIEND HAD A STICKER ON HIS X-AMBO "MOBILE VIRGIN CONVERSION UNT"
zed sleddin- Posts : 12
Join date : 2008-11-23
Age : 40
Location : Young , NSW
Re: Funny Stickers.
Had a ute phase for many years.
They all had this across the tailgate.
"If it's Fury n Cute, Goes Crunch Under Ute!"
They all had this across the tailgate.
"If it's Fury n Cute, Goes Crunch Under Ute!"
Vannin- Posts : 567
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 54
Location : Noble Park North (SE Melbourne) WASTELANDS VANNER
Re: Funny Stickers.
Darn fingers that didn't pass High school....
"r"
That the one missing from the above furry!
"r"
That the one missing from the above furry!
Vannin- Posts : 567
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 54
Location : Noble Park North (SE Melbourne) WASTELANDS VANNER
Re: Funny Stickers.
2 ones i think are funny
only milk and juice comes in 2 litres
real cars are made with spanners not chopsticks
only milk and juice comes in 2 litres
real cars are made with spanners not chopsticks
pano- Posts : 315
Join date : 2008-08-22
Location : central coast
Re: Funny Stickers.
DD.165 wrote:Remember the old sticker that girls seemed to like "Magic Happens"?
Saw one that looked the same on a van that said "Sex Happens"
another version of that would also be: "you know how Magic happens? So does sh1t!"... well i thought it amusing....
mazdragon- Posts : 1973
Join date : 2008-08-14
Location : somewhere on the planet in my den
Re: Funny Stickers.
OK first post.
Used to have one on my ute
"If its called tourist season, why cant we shoot them"
I grew up in cairns, it was popular with the locals
Used to have one on my ute
"If its called tourist season, why cant we shoot them"
I grew up in cairns, it was popular with the locals
troppo- Posts : 1
Join date : 2010-07-15
Re: Funny Stickers.
A couple vans i remember seeing around newcastle area late 70s with stickers on rear window
NRNRH (no root no ride home)
NRNRH (no root no ride home)
hell raiser- Posts : 116
Join date : 2009-03-14
Age : 61
Re: Funny Stickers.
Had one on the XC wagon for years "my keys are on the front seat next to my German Shepherd"and driving around one day had to explain DILLIGAF to my wife But the best was one I saw on the back of a done up F100 ban low performance drivers not high performance cars
Big Bunny- Posts : 108
Join date : 2008-08-21
Age : 56
Location : Northern Suburbs Melbourne
Re: Funny Stickers.
one i saw on the back of a volvo many years ago and have never seen it for sale: If you don't like my driving, keep off the sidewalk.
mazdragon- Posts : 1973
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Location : somewhere on the planet in my den
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